I kinda live to pet dogs and watch netflix and make youtube videos

Sep 1

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

(via hollowfairiebones)


tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via danielhowls)


hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU



IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

(via insanitysoundslikefun)


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ohmydallas:

cuddlyjacob:

magclique:

thejackgilinsky:

themagconfamily:

mrsjackgilinsky:

mostlymagcon:

keepitnashty:

This is the reason why I love Jacob

I want to cry. He said baby girl. Aww omg.

He’s the sweetest

reason 3457903248578293470 to be a jacob girl

i literally just said “awhhhhhhh” out loud and now my friend is staring at me but holy crap this is so cute

the world needs more jacobs

sweetest boy to ever exist 

can i have a jacob pls

ohmydallas:

cuddlyjacob:

magclique:

thejackgilinsky:

themagconfamily:

mrsjackgilinsky:

mostlymagcon:

keepitnashty:

This is the reason why I love Jacob

I want to cry. He said baby girl. Aww omg.

He’s the sweetest

reason 3457903248578293470 to be a jacob girl

i literally just said “awhhhhhhh” out loud and now my friend is staring at me but holy crap this is so cute

the world needs more jacobs

sweetest boy to ever exist 

can i have a jacob pls

(via camerondallasluts)


jedavu:

Stunning Oil Painting On Canvas By Leonid Afremov

(via dropeverythingandlovedanhowell)


Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

bangmelikey0urdrums:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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I still have a cassette player that i use ^.^

(via calfuckinghood)


luveness:

thisbatgirllovesthebandoms:

Well Dana is clearly at Todrick’s house…



What is he wearing?? The top hat reminds me of Dalton…

luveness:

thisbatgirllovesthebandoms:

Well Dana is clearly at Todrick’s house…

What is he wearing?? The top hat reminds me of Dalton…

(via jeremaebehlendorf)


brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(via likeapolo94)


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hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(via loki-struts-tom-dances)


lovelyandbrown:

shawnlord:

sirwiseintuition:

sterlinglikesilver:

ghdos:

herdreadsrock:

1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

Doing this now.

Gonna give this a try.

I did this for a few months and had a couple hundred. Think I’m gonna start again.

Interesting I’ll give if a shot too see where it lands me

genius

this is smart as HELL. i need to do this.

lovelyandbrown:

shawnlord:

sirwiseintuition:

sterlinglikesilver:

ghdos:

herdreadsrock:

1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

Doing this now.

Gonna give this a try.

I did this for a few months and had a couple hundred. Think I’m gonna start again.

Interesting I’ll give if a shot too see where it lands me

genius

this is smart as HELL. i need to do this.

(via lolomindless)


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